augustheart:

hozier and his commitment to mentioning birds in his songs >

madejsbian:

booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

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seethroughhue:

wait for it…

Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

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pratt is ugly, a dick, AND a homophobe like…pick a struggle!

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princesscas:

If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON 

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX 

At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened. 

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES 

his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

Is The Onion still in business because the world is one major shitpost already. What are they gonna do? Write real news?

It’s BUCK WILD that he couldn’t get catering from one of his businesses (hotels/restaurants?). Like that is so insane that a literal billionaire felt the need to brag that he bought fast food. Like this is a fever dream

“Literal billionaire” haha tr*mp is broke isn’t he?

Tbh it might be a conflict of interest for him to take them to a trump restaurant but literally any restaurant

fareeeha:

MILES MORALES LOVING HOURS……

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